hi y'all! Here's some chess stories to make u think and laugh!

Dining With A Champion

Two friends were having a conversation:

"So, last night I had Kasparov over for dinner."

"Cool! And how was it?"

"It was nice and all, but we had to eat a cold meal."

"Why is that?"

"We had a checkered tablecloth, and it took him one hour just to pass me the salt."

do you get that, queens?

next

Q: Where do chess players go to chill?
A: To a pawn island

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Q: Where do chess players like to go to look for a bargain?
A: The pawnshop.

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Q: Why do grandmasters use Tinder in Prague?
A: Because they want to find a Czech mate.

Q: Why are artists so bad at chess?
A: Because they like to draw.

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Q: What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the start of a chess game?
A: I'll be Black.

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Q: Why do chess masters always get a match on Tinder?
A: Because they're mating experts.

Queens, that's it for now! Hope u understood em! More jokes here: https://www.chess.com/article/view/chess-jokes

i used that for these jokes! Thx! Byeee

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