ChessDragon901

I like this quote:

"When I was younger I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms. I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. I would sleep with all my stuffed animals so none of them would get offended. I had that one pen with 6 colours, and tried to push all the buttons at once. I poured my soda into the cap and pretended to take shots. I would wait behind a door to scare someone, but soon I would leave because they were taking too long or I had to pee. I would fake being asleep, so my dad could carry me to bed. I used to think that the moon followed my car. I would watch those 2 drops of rain roll down the window and think that they were racing. I used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared to death because I thought a tree would grow in my stomach. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up?" (I can very much relate to it).