SerialDesignationN3071

Boom, checkmate

Checkmatin's a good job, mate. Hard work, trying to destroy your enemy's defenses. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Cause at the end of the day, as long as there 2 kings left on the board, someone's gonna want someone checkmated.

ooh, someone blundered here. Dad, dad I'm a,

Imma be honest with ya, my parents do not care for me.

Feelings? Look mate, ya know who has a lot of feelings, blokes who abandon their games, when they still have 5 minutes left on their clock.

Professionals have STANDARDS. Be polite. Be efficient.  And have a plan to checkmate everyone you meet.

Dad, ugh put Mum on the phone

*cue Engi's guitar* Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, what is beauty, cause that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

*guitar continues* For instance, how am i gonna stop some mean mother-hubbard from tearing apart my structurally superflous behind?

The answer? Use a gun. If that dont work?

(in progress want to play tf2 for now)

(yes this is a tf2 reference how did you know)

And i almost forgot to tell you that you should watch Murder Drones you won't regret it