Welcome to my bio
PLSSS JOIN MY CLUB!! https://www.chess.com/club/bacon-2
║99.9% of you won't post this. When ║
║Jesus died on the cross he was ║
║thinking of you. If you're one of 0.1% that║
║cares, put this on your profile. ║
10 Things I Know About You:
1. You're reading this
2. You're a human
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. You've just attempted to do it
6. You're laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too
A Random Piece of Advice
Erm...Not Excuses!
Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that are way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That is why I did not study.
Teacher: Class dismissed.
People I know:
@Ilovevampirestomuch, I misssss youuuuu!!!!!
@NATIOYUJIN, a good friend, very trustworthy!! (Club: International Club Infinite https://www.chess.com/club/international-club-infinite and Avocado World https://www.chess.com/club/popwe0twapotyo0-tlu0tlhimatyo)
@crashmaster2point2, my irl friend, is improving at chess quickly... ahhhhhhhh nooooooo don't catch up to me!!!! Stop playing rated!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Club: Chess Puzzle Masters https://www.chess.com/club/chess-puzzle-masters)
@Advait0007, super duper fantastic friend who likes wolves (at least I think so) also he be GM soon probably...
@Vesper_Leapurrd, a terrific and kind friend (Owner of Animal Appreciation Club https://www.chess.com/club/animal-appreciation-club)
@MiracleNahar, a fantastic friend who was always there for me to help me- and helped me improve by playing with me I think-
@Pawnsonglikedawn, a funny but very annoying sometimes... hates tofu-
@TecDragoman, uh... wants people to put him/her in their bio
@Drummer_GD_Elijah, uh... wants people to put him/her in their bio too
WHAT YOU CAN CALL ME
Bacon- NATIOYUJIN, Chrisy_Bear
Piggy- lots of people
Piggypiggypiggypiggy- lots of people
Aaron- some people
BUT now I changed my name so-
Fox bacon- some people
whatever you want ig
Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No Notes = no study
No study = fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = you get skinny
Skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no lover
No lover = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = Death
oof~
Lesson: Don't lose your pen