TheAuthorOfChickens

Pronouns: She/Her

Nicknames: Author, Chicken, Quote Woman

Blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens

You should join this tournament: https://www.chess.com/tournament/every-game-is-a-draw-2025-edition

Hosting a game of super mafia in CVC: https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/super-mafia

I am a Christian and not afraid to show it!

Can all the countries please stop fighting and just chill for 5 minutes ;-;

View Races

If anyone has around the same views as me and wants to do a race, please let me know!

@Cassian_Cashout - To 5,000

Quote Leaderboard (Round 2)

@Chessian-Ian - 7

@Caleb341 - 5

@KingOfBrilliancy - 4

@Sans1600 - 2

@Scemer - 2

@RylanGordon1 - 1

@Qoiuoiuoiuoiu - 1

@Thelegendary_ROOK - 1

@snackolazy - 1

@F1-24 - 1

@Shaurya130312 - 1

@TheAuthorOfChickens - 3 (I'm not competing, this is just statistics)

Quotes Round 2 - No Context Allowed - Newest Additions On Top

Round 1: https://www.chess.com/blog/TheAuthorOfChickens/quotes-round-1

"Yall got any predictions for the new year? --> People will accidentally write "2024" instead of "2025" in the year section for the entire month of January." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"me about to spam the most random stuff just to get quoted: 🗿" - @Chessian-Ian

"I love how we all only use about three emojis— 💀🫠🗿" - @Caleb341

"I could get all 100 if I tried—whether it’s worth Chess.com muting me, that’s a different question. ;-;" - @Caleb341

"average  @KingOfBrilliancy moment in front of  @TheAuthorOfChickens" - @Shaurya130312

"Bro wants to get quoted so bad—" - @Caleb341

"Or an unborn baby using an iPod in their Mom’s stomach. 🗿👍🏻💯" - @Scemer

"That 😀 emoji never has good intentions-" - @F1-24

"I once got 16 downvotes for saying “ez” —> Tell me what forum it was on so I can make it 17. 🗿" - @Scemer

"Comment deleted because yes. 😂" - @KingofBrilliancy

"(Mass frog war cry moment)" - @Sans1600

"@theauthorofchickens going to stalk every word I say and quote it:" - @Chessian-Ian

"@theauthorofchickens can't decide which PFP she wants 😡" - @Chessian-Ian

"Why don't you come back once you stop quoting people for 5 seconds" - @snackolazy

"I love how I struggle to create arguments in my book but create arguments in this unhinged story flawlessly." - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"We should do it for April Fools in 2025. We change the flag of the club to North Korea, make the flag the club's pfp, everyone makes their flag North Korea, everyone makes their pfp the North Korea flag (optional). XD" - @TheAuthorOfChickens

"what do you want me to do about it, make a peace treaty, have it expire today, and start the war now" - @Thelegendary_ROOK

"I love how you can get in Author's notes for the most random things. Wouldn't be surprised if this made it lol." - @Caleb341

"20 k is viewless for sure" - @RylanGordon1

"OH WAIT THE SNOW WAS ACTUALLY PART OF THE LOGO?????????? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS TURNED THE CVC LOGO INTO A LOTTERY TICKET WHERE YOU SCRATCH THE NUMBERS WITH A COIN OR SOMETHING LOOOOL. (Im so dumb 😭)" - @Chessian-Ian

"@theauthorofchickens is the only woman here that literally acts like a man more than some people here that are men. It's terrifying. I bet she also knows that herself" - @Chessian-Ian

"me tryharding to get more quotes into quote woman's bio" - @Chessian-Ian

"GIVE ME FRIENDSHIP OR I KILL YOU WITH KINDNESS (takes out kindness missle)" - @Sans1600

"KOB, did you say all of that in hopes you'd get into my bio? // Guys help-" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"2,369 Oreo McFlurries please! 😁" - @Caleb341

"i ate food when i was 13 jkjk don't quote me" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"Funnily enough I drank Tide when I was 5 and thought it was like blueberry juice. I drank barely any (like 5ml) and backed away quickly. Drank like about a liter of water that day" - @Chessian-Ian

"#WhoDoYouThinkYouAre-TheKingOfEngland?!" - @KingOfBrilliancy

"TAOC secretly lives in NORAD" - @Qoiuoiuoiuoiu

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