One of my favorite scenes from the Bayverse Transformers movies...
Blackout... The hound of Megatron
Hi, I know 13 facts about you
1. You are a human being
2. You are on Chess.com
3. You are reading this
4. You are still reading this
5. You are still reading this......
7. You just skipped 6
8. You weren't paying attention
9. You know the word you is being mentioned over and over
10. You need to look back to figure out the # of yous there are
11. You are not right
12. You don't know how many extra yous there are in this list
13. You are counting the extras
14. You know I am bigdoghomerun1234
15(last one): Wait you realized it's 14 facts not 15 because I skipped 6 remember
16. Was that a fact?
17. Was that question even a fact?
18. Wait I'm over 15 facts now
Got you!
You're welcome.
Bye.